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| Episode 1 - [Pole Lox] |
| Details : Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting and smothers her in effort to make up lost time. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Michael J. Weithorn | |
| Air Date : Sep. 19, 2005 |
| Episode 2 - [Vocal Discord] |
| Details : When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it their argument becomes entertainment for a senior citizens' group. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Dona Hardy | Tim Bagley as Glenn | Charlotte Rae | |
| Air Date : Sep. 26, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★★ |
| Episode 3 - [Consummate Professional] |
| Details : Carrie finds out that while dating Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Sam McMurray as Supervisor O'Boyle | |
| Air Date : Oct. 03, 2005 |
| Episode 4 - [Like Hell] |
| Details : Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces and both overcompensate to rectify the situation |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Laura Silverman as Dawn | Sam McMurray as Supervisor O'Boyle | Director : Mark Cendrowski | |
| Air Date : Oct. 10, 2005 |
| Episode 5 - [Sandwiched Out] |
| Details : A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Danny Goldman | Neil Sedaka | Nicole Sullivan as Holly Shumpert | |
| Air Date : Oct. 17, 2005 |
| Episode 6 - [Shear Torture] |
| Details : Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Adam West | Lou Ferrigno as Lou Ferrigno | |
| Air Date : Oct. 24, 2005 |
| Episode 7 - [Inn Escapable] |
| Details : A trip to a bed And breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Arlene Golonka | Jim Haynie | |
| Air Date : Nov. 07, 2005 |
| Episode 8 - [Move Doubt] |
| Details : Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl who misinterprets the situation. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Mary Mouser as Marissa | Sanya Mateyas | |
| Air Date : Nov. 14, 2005 |
| Episode 9 - [G'night Stalker] |
| Details : Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jim Turner | |
| Air Date : Nov. 21, 2005 |
| Episode 10 - [Raygin Bulls] |
| Details : Doug and Ray Barone have a guy's night out. Meanwhile Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Ray Romano as Ray Barone | Rachel Veltri | Rhiannon Leigh Wryn | |
| Air Date : Nov. 28, 2005 |
| Episode 11 - [Baker's Doesn't] |
| Details : Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger while she tries to bake a cake. Also Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jenny O'Hara as Jenny Heffernan | Nick Bakay | Director : Michael J. Weithorn | |
| Air Date : Dec. 19, 2005 |
| Episode 12 - [Fresh Brood] |
| Details : Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's customer of the month. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jonathan Loughran as Patrick | |
| Air Date : Jan. 06, 2006 |
| Episode 13 - [Gambling N'diction] |
| Details : After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jenny O'Hara as Jenny Heffernan | Mindy Sterling | |
| Air Date : Jan. 23, 2006 |
| Episode 14 - [Apartment Complex] |
| Details : Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client Kirstie Alley. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Kirstie Alley | Director : Michael J. Weithorn | |
| Air Date : Feb. 06, 2006 |
| Episode 15 - [Buggie Nights] |
| Details : Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Chris Elliott | Mookie Barker as Driver | Margaret Easley | |
| Air Date : Feb. 27, 2006 |
| Episode 16 - [Knee Jerk] |
| Details : After Carrie accidentally injures Doug he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile Arthur catches on to the ruse and uses it to his advantage. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Ken Whittingham | |
| Air Date : Mar. 06, 2006 |
| Episode 17 - [Present Tense] |
| Details : The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Lou Ferrigno as Lou Ferrigno | Director : Henry Chan | |
| Air Date : Mar. 13, 2006 |
| Episode 18 - [Sold-Y Locks] |
| Details : In order to afford a cruise Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker but regrets his idea after the deed is done. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Pat Harrington Jr. | Robert Goulet | |
| Air Date : Mar. 20, 2006 |
| Episode 19 - [Emotional Rollercoaster] |
| Details : Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Sam McMurray as Supervisor O'Boyle | |
| Air Date : Apr. 10, 2006 |
| Episode 20 - [Four Play] |
| Details : Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well. When Kelly tires of Doug he ruins Deacon and Carrie's good time. Meanwhile Arthur dispenses romance advise and the recipient finds success simply doing the opposite. |
| Air Date : May. 01, 2006 |
| Episode 21 - [Hartford Wailer] |
| Details : Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Huey Lewis | Laura Silverman as Dawn | John Getz | Jere Burns | Michael Merton | |
| Air Date : May. 08, 2006 |
| Episode 22 - [Fight Schlub] |
| Details : Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen but isn't the best of influences. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Blythe Auffarth | |
| Air Date : May. 08, 2006 |
| Episode 23 - [Acting Out] |
| Details : After he sets a fire in the basement Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Lou Ferrigno as Lou Ferrigno | Jackie Flynn as Band Leader | |
| Air Date : May. 22, 2006 |